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ericpardee:

“Both Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher have confirmed that they will reprise their roles of Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia in the upcoming Star Wars sequels.”
“Hopefully Hamill and Fisher have aged better than Chewbacca”
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skitzosworld:

fini-mun:

Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.
Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.


Reminds me of that scene in Jurassic Park 3…

kobetyrant:

wolverhempten:

kobetyrant:

OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST

OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST

OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC

stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.

ITS NOT BIGOTRY UNTIL YOU’RE RUDE ABOUT IT

what’s a nice way to be racist, homophobic, and/or sexist? please enlighten me

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

So I would appreciate it a lot if you guys can so this quick survey. I need this for school, more specifically for a subject called Extended Investigation. It would mean a lot and I swear its really quick. Thank you

For school I have to complete this survey about the 2012 apocalypse. It would mean a lot to me if you could quickly do this short survey. I promise you, it will be quick as there’s only like 5 questions. Thx heaps :)

ibroketuesday:

captain-snark:

discovering a NOTP is weird. Like you don’t realize it’s a notp until you see a post and just go

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growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

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FLOWER BEARDS

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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When a person I dislike hugs me:

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Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.

kittenesque:

wookiemistake:

umarazaoparaviver:


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Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

the comment of perfection

Not a virgin, but damn that’s funny.